'Lets put him in a swimsuit so we can semjis fanulous bare legs'

so you can WHAT

see hos

*ponders methods of modeling animatable groins that don't become horribly deformed when doing perfectly normal things like walking*

freedom wars looks a lot like a sort of generic less interesting version of that idea I had a while back

Catholic High School Catgirls in Trouble?

I'll marry you, Ikea

...can't tell if assless pants or pants with fake ass sewn on... want to understand but do not want to know.

what if it's both?
assless pants worn over pants with fake ass sewn on

A: ...what can I make with a pound of ground beef and 6 eggs?
B: ...Meatload?
A: *snrk*
A: meatload will forever be the best possibly-not-even-a-typo.
B: ...Cute typo still appropriate.
B: Anyways, Meatload? You'd probably want some onions and breadcrumbs though
C: AND AGAIN
C: XD

...bolding the sun made it look like a turtle

There is no safe place to lick that thing.

I went to try to think of something that would count as an organic and/or naturally-occuring padlock and before I could even finish the thought another part of my brain was screaming "DUCK VAGINAS"

what's also curious is that said specie is one of the few that will regularly have lesbian orgies in order to reproduce.

I mean, seriously, desert whiptails are nature's doujin