nasal cannons should not load poultry

DAMNIT I NEED SYNTHESIS CHICKEN!

synthesis chicken... wai yu gotta is kidnapped? Wai yu can't just make vending machine!?

A: That's a spacer, Satoh. You can see her shotas on it.
B: shotels.
C: snrk
B: Unless you mean she's carrying underage boys

....iiiiii just made a shinobi ostrich

P1: "Fun is a pay only item."
P2: Especially if you're into hookers
P2: AKA the Other White meat
P3: Call girls
P3: They're only hookers if they're dead
P2: But they're all already dead inside
P1: nonsense
P1: if they were dead inside they wouldn't fight so hard.

We can't really distinguish the ancient equivalents of an encyclopedia and a livejournal fanfic.

...Dammit. I dont want to use my beer bottle for upgrading. >.<

I tried that and ended up with half my party constantly charmed and on fire

P1: the OP apparently has gate of babylon

P1: but with butts instead of swords

P2: GATE OF ASSYRIA!

P3: ... *slow claps*

Never accept someone willing to do an job just for the exposure if they're wearing a trench coat.