Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby Argroh Valdios » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:10 am

Pistachios are considered by shipping companies to be an explosive substance.


I'm a nut so they call me Macadamia. The rain in spain falls mainly on the plainia. If you are good, I'll spare you the refrainia. Heeeey, Macadamia.
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby Osaru Sensei » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:11 pm

PERSON 01: For the past couple of hours I've been pondering the logistics of self-cooking chickens.
PERSON 02: Dangerous.
PERSON 02: Because at best, you'd have to remove the heating element before meals.
PERSON 02: At worst, you'd have a farm-load of firebreathing chickenmonsters that bleed hot sauce.


PERSON 01:When two Hydrogens and one Oxygen love each other very very much they form a water molecule, which is responsible for all life on Earth and possibly all life in the universe. At least, as far as science can tell. So life, brought to you by a threesome.
PERSON 02: Mmmm, check out that sweet oxygen getting double teamed. Oh yeah, take alllllll that hydrogen, you little slut.
PERSON 03: It's making me wet


It's like how we have race queens or biker girls; mecha musume are just more efficient versions of that.


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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:41 am

P1 - ...Trying to figure out how to make a "card games on motorcycles" reference here.

P1 - "GunPla on Segways!" maybe?

P2 - soon there will be released an anime where Gundams ride segways into combat.
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:04 am

*unleashes the dragonchickens on cbox*
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:05 am

Hey, I'm not saying that she is bad. It's just I already have preference who will be the unicorn girl among my girls
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:07 am

Considering most Japanese women, maybe she just doesnt know what to do with boobs that big?
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:08 am

A sniper nun with a boob belt?
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:47 pm

The only reason so many critters have legs is it's hard to evolve wheels
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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby Osaru Sensei » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:42 am

[creepy]Note to self: Commit suicide in the girls locker room[/creepy]

I am the ghost of voyeurs paaaaast


WHy is it a spelling bee? Why not a spelling wasp? Or a spelling ladybug?

Such hate for other insects.


No, this is actually 'Cute cute' as opposed to 'I wanna lock her in the basement' cute


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Re: Strangest Things Said in the Cbox

Postby StealthCoffeePot » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:16 am

eh let the aliens steal all the babies
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