Gen FM: Hello, is this David??
David: Yes, it's me. Who's this??
Gen FM: Just call me Alex, from the National Anti Terrorist Security. We're suspecting someone in your neighborhood is an international fugitive.
David: Holy... Is it true??
Gen FM: Yes indeed, sir. I'm afraid you & your family must evacuate from there, ASAP. We'll send a troop of strike team & a tank with explosive ammos.
David: Wait, you want to DESTROY my house??!! WTF??!!
Gen FM: Consider it as collateral damages, sir. Remember this is for you & your country's sake.
David: O..Okay, i got it. But can you at least keep my house in one piece??
Gen FM: We'll try what we can do, sir. But we can't guarantee your house will be clean from bullet holes.
Gen FM: Okay, we'll send a strike team to your address is on Tanjung Priok now.
David: O-okay... Wait... Hey wait a sec! My house is NOT in Tanjung Priok! I'm living in Depok!!
Gen FM: Wait, wut?? Did you say Depok?? I'm sorry, is this David Ibrahim from Tanjung Priok??
David: No, dammit!! I'm David Gunarno from Depok!! Seriously, you got a wrong person here!
Gen FM: Oh... Oh my, it appears we dialed on a wrong number and YOU'RE IN THE WRONG NUMBER WITH GEN FM, DUDE!! XD
David: What the *bleep*... You *bleep* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! XD Oh man... You OWND me, *bleep*!
Now, is there any similar funny radio show like that in your town??