I went to try to think of something that would count as an organic and/or naturally-occuring padlock and before I could even finish the thought another part of my brain was screaming "DUCK VAGINAS"

...can't tell if assless pants or pants with fake ass sewn on... want to understand but do not want to know.

what if it's both?
assless pants worn over pants with fake ass sewn on

freedom wars looks a lot like a sort of generic less interesting version of that idea I had a while back

Catholic High School Catgirls in Trouble?

*ponders methods of modeling animatable groins that don't become horribly deformed when doing perfectly normal things like walking*

'Lets put him in a swimsuit so we can semjis fanulous bare legs'

so you can WHAT

see hos

nasal cannons should not load poultry

Caps lock is fine. So is Num lock. Missile lock? not much

I curse my lack of fabulous glowing nipples